It isn’t often that I find myself agreeing with media dickhead Rupert Murdoch. *
I daresay this may in fact be the first time I’ve ever agreed with him. You need to understand, as I am so resolute in my opinion of this guy that I will not watch the Fox network of television channels, nor read the newspapers owned by News Corp. But this is what he recently tweeted:
Of course, don’t forget that this cretin, Murdoch, published the photos in the first place. Perhaps that negates any value of his “Give him a break,” comment, but for that one, short moment before I remember what a freakin’ hypocrite the man is, I can nod in agreement.
Seriously. Whatever happened to the old adage, “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas”? I mean, we all know this one, right? And Harry is damn near 30 years old. Who gives a shit if he was parading around wearing nothing other than the family jewels? **
Big deal. As if this was astonishing, breaking news: The Prince of England has a penis. And buttocks. You know what else? Everybody–under their clothes?–is NAKED.
You can verify this, simply by checking your own person. I’ll bet that underneath what you’re wearing right now, you’ve got…yup… nothing on . You know what? Me too.
So for the first, and last time ever, you will hear me echo Rupert Murdoch when I say,
Give him a break!
* Yes, I said “dickhead” … now that’s twice! OK, Daisy, 50 cents goes in the swear jar!
** That’s seventy-five cents, if you’re counting and I don’t mean the jewels, but my swear tally …