Did I just agree with Rupert Murdoch?

 

It isn’t often that I find myself agreeing with media dickhead   Rupert Murdoch. *

 

I daresay this may in fact be the first time I’ve ever agreed with him. You need to understand, as I am so resolute in my opinion of this guy that I will not watch the Fox network of television channels, nor read the newspapers owned by News Corp.  But this is what he recently tweeted:

 

Prince Harry.  Give him a break…

 

Of course, don’t forget that this cretin, Murdoch, published the photos in the first place.  Perhaps that negates any value of his “Give him a break,” comment, but for that one, short moment before I remember what a freakin’ hypocrite the man is, I can nod in agreement.

 

Seriously.  Whatever happened to the old adage, “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas”?  I mean, we all know this one, right?   And Harry is damn near 30 years old.  Who gives a shit if he was parading around wearing nothing other than the family jewels? **

 

Big deal.  As if this was astonishing, breaking news:    The  Prince  of   England   has  a   penis.  And buttocks.   You know what else?  Everybody–under their clothes?–is  NAKED.

 

It’s true.

 

You can verify this, simply by checking your own person.  I’ll bet that underneath what you’re wearing right now, you’ve got…yup… nothing  on .  You know what?  Me  too.  

 

So for the first, and last time ever, you will hear me echo Rupert Murdoch when I say,

Give   him   a   break!

 

*   Yes,   I   said   “dickhead” …  now   that’s twice!    OK,   Daisy,   50   cents   goes   in   the   swear   jar!

**   That’s seventy-five  cents,   if   you’re   counting   and   I   don’t   mean   the   jewels,   but   my   swear   tally …